It smells like strippers in here.

Wasn’t the whole point to build a bridge out ofconvictions, strong enough to span the gap between what one knows and what one believes?

And so, for the 250,163,785,224,752nd time in human history, advising someone to “calm down” had the exact opposite effect. It’s kind of like telling someone to not think of an elephant.

The rest of the diners at the kebab stand couldn’t help overhearing and were now primed and ready for a good old-fashioned kebab stick streetfight to the death. They weren’t sure what the impetus for the sudden hostility was, but then again, who cared?

In a fight to the death, the winner is going to be the first one to realize that he is, in fact, in a fight to the death.

Do not allow the craziest person to make the rules. This is harder than it sounds.